Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?brbrBecause they don't have balls to scratch.
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Archive for February 1st, 2010
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children,
as they were on the way to church service,
And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?
One bright little girl replied, Because people are sleeping.
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Dear Marty,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke
off your engagement to my daughter. Will
you forgive and forget?
I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk,
tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize
motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and
I really should not have reacted that way
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It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new
Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was
a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets.
When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going
to be like. Nev
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My teenaged niece Elizabeth was nervous as she took the
wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling
out of the parking lot, the instructor said, Turn left
here, and don't forget to let the people behind you know
what you're doing.
Elizabeth turned to the students sitting in the b
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