What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?brbrYou only have to put information into a computer once.
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What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?brbrThey both have little boys pants half-off.
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What is a man's idea of foreplay?brbrA half hour of begging.
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A salesman was given a hotel room next to one occupied by honeymooners.brbrThe walls were thin, and the sounds of sustained sexual frenzy poured through. Finally the salesman could stand it no longer. He pounded on the walls, yelling, "Knock it off, there's other people trying to get some sleep!"brbrFrom the other room came a weak, faltering male voice which said, "Yell louder, mister, she can't hear you!"
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TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically
turns red when your car approaches.
DIVORCE -- postgraduate in School of Love.
PIONEER -- early American who was lucky enough
to find his way out of the woods.
PEOPLE -- some make things happen, some watch
things happen, and the majority has no idea
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The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses
her children alike, right down to the youngest baby.
When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so
we wouldn't lose any of them.
Now, she added, looking around at her brood of nine,
I dress them alike so we won't pick
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Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and
three other men of the cloth swapped their clerical garb
for polos and khakis and time out on the golf course. After
several really horrible shots, their caddy asked,
You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?
Actually, yes, we ar
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iWe found this funny because of the play on words.../i
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later
discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested
trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morni
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A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"brbr"10" said the caddy.brbr"Great, you'll do perfectly!"
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.brbrAfter a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.brbr"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.brbr"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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