What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?brbrYou only have to put information into a computer once.
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Archive for February, 2010
A salesman was given a hotel room next to one occupied by honeymooners.brbrThe walls were thin, and the sounds of sustained sexual frenzy poured through. Finally the salesman could stand it no longer. He pounded on the walls, yelling, "Knock it off, there's other people trying to get some sleep!"brbrFrom the other room came a weak, faltering male voice which said, "Yell louder, mister, she can't hear you!"
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TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically
turns red when your car approaches.
DIVORCE -- postgraduate in School of Love.
PIONEER -- early American who was lucky enough
to find his way out of the woods.
PEOPLE -- some make things happen, some watch
things happen, and the majority has no idea
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The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses
her children alike, right down to the youngest baby.
When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so
we wouldn't lose any of them.
Now, she added, looking around at her brood of nine,
I dress them alike so we won't pick
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Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and
three other men of the cloth swapped their clerical garb
for polos and khakis and time out on the golf course. After
several really horrible shots, their caddy asked,
You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?
Actually, yes, we ar
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iWe found this funny because of the play on words.../i
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later
discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested
trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morni
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both
could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising
along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was
red, but they just went on through. The woman in the
passenger seat thought to herself I must be losing it.
I could
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Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with Return to Sender stamped on it. Forgetting it
was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
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Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
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Well, then, consider this..............
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do
with the supernatural. No
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