Archive for January 30th, 2010

Not Wanted

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  • Posted January 30, 2010 at 8:38 am
Mother was having a hard time getting her son to go to school in the morning. Nobody in school likes me, he complained. The teachers don't like me, the kids don't like me, the superintendent wants to transfer me, the bus drivers hate me, the school board wants me to drop out, and the custodians
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Flying Dream

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  • Posted at 8:37 am
When I was young I dreamed of being a test pilot. Flying higher, faster, farther. Risking my life for the science of aviation. But when I grew up I found out I wasn't qualified because of my poor eyesight. Now I work in a post office which gives me many of the same thrills. I'm always pushing
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The Lion and the Mime

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  • Posted at 8:37 am
One day an out-of-work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. However, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has
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