Q. What is the definition of “making love”?
A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.
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Archive for January 27th, 2010
Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and
obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him
and asks Have you got the time?
Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist.
It's a quarter to six, he says.
Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch! exclaims th
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odds and ends
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the
Pearly Gates and said, You have been a good cat all of
these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.
The cat thought for a moment and then said, All my life
I lived on a farm and slept on hard, wooden floors... I
would like
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