Archive for January 6th, 2010

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, …

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A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"brbr"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.brbr"That's it, I can never remember that word."
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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? …

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?brbrArtificial intelligence.
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Staying Warm One Liner

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Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm “Jersey”.

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What’s the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? …

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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?brbrI don't know, I've never seen either one.
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How do you confuse a blonde? …

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How do you confuse a blonde?brbrPut her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.brbrHow does a blonde confuse you?brbrShe comes out and says she did it.
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How do you teach a blonde maths? …

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How do you teach a blonde maths?brbrAdd a bed, subtract her knickers, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!
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Play on Words

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-- How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. -- How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. -- How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path -- What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! -- What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The
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The Short of a Story!

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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought An
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A couple goes to an art gallery. …

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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.brbrThe wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"brbrThe husband replies: "Autumn."
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