Archive for December 31st, 2009

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? …

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?brbrA brick layer!
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What’s the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, …

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What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?brbrThe dog shuts up when you let it in.
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George W. …

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George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him.brbrHe turned to Moses and said: "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"brbrMoses replied: "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"
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First Anniversary

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The other day while driving home, after being delayed at my office, I suddenly saw flashing lights in my rearview mirror. The police officer pulled me over for speeding. Hoping for a little leniency I explained to him that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first anniversary. But r
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