What's the difference between a man and a messy room?brbrYou can straighten up a messy room.
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Archive for December 30th, 2009
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day ...brbrOnce they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish.brbrThe game warden told him that this was illegal.brbrThe man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said "Are you going to fish or talk?"
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A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a
bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the
mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown.
One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped
his wrench, losi
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There was a poor old Irish cobbler whose shop
was next door to a very upscale French restaurant.
Every day at lunch time, Mike, the Irish gent,
would go out the back of his shop and eat his
soda bread and maybe a kipper or piece of
Irish blue cheese while smelling the wonderful
odors coming
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By Arnold Schwarzenegger
SICK DAYS
Ve vill no longer accept a doktor's shtatement as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doktor, you are able to come to verk.
PERSONAL DAYS
Each employee vill receive 104 personal days a year. Dey are called
Saturday and Sunday.
LUNCH BREAK
Skinny people get 30 minutes fo
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How does natural selection differ from sexual selection?brbrIn distinction to natural selection, sexual selection may be natural, unnatural, or perverted.
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Yo momma is so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
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