What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?brbrThe bucket.
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Archive for December 29th, 2009
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
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Q. What did one tit say to the other?
A. I hope we get support soon or people will think we’re nuts.
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A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask my parents."brbrSo the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: "Son, that's your car. You park it in a girls garage."brbrThe girl goes home and says: "what's that?" The mother says: "That's your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it."brbrThe next day they are again the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls "garage". But then the girl remembers what her mom said.brbr5 minutes later, the girl comes to the mom with blood all over her. The mother asks her what was wrong and she said: "Mommy, a boy tried to put his car in my garage, but I popped his two back tires."
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Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death."brbrMrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
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A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.brbr"What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"brbrThe old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."
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