Archive for December 7th, 2009

There were three babies in a woman’s womb, …

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There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up.brbrThe first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."brbrThe second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "So I can get some lights in here, its dark!"brbrThe third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?"brbrHe replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.
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Two young blonde women were playing golf at a foggy par three, …

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Two young blonde women were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one ball about three feet from the cup, while the other ball somehow had gone directly in.brbrThe blondes tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the golf pro for a ruling.brbrAfter hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions the pro asked, "Okay, so who was playing the yellow ball?"
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Honeymoon Is Over One Liner

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Q. How do you know when your honeymoon is over?

A. When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.

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Past Stories

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Leaning Left

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I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor, and have his legs checked out. For years, he refused... told me I was crazy. But last week, he finally went, and sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg
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A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?” …

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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"brbrThe father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.brbrYour mum and I got together in a chat room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.brbrAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:brbr"You've got Male!"
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? …

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?brbrRun like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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