Archive for October 26th, 2009

Why are Gorillas underpaid?They’…

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They’re willing to work peanuts!

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Why are hamburgers essential to …

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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Why are haunted houses so noisy …

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Why are men like blenders?You ne…

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

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Why are men like paper cups? The…

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Why are men like paper cups?

They’re disposable

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Why are monsters huge and hairy …

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

-Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&M’s

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Why are mosquitoes annoying? Bec…

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Why are mosquitos religious ?The…

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Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch…

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt’n peckers.

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Why are oranges like bells?You c…

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Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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