What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?brbrAn insurance company.

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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.brbrThe first blonde said: “These look like deer tracks.”brbrAnd the other one said: “No they look like moose tracks.”brbrThey argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.brbrHe pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.brbrThe worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says: “What the fuck is your problem! I said I needed a hand saw!”brbrThe other guy says: “I knew that! I was just trying to tell you – I’m coming!”

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Why do high school choruses travel so often?brbrKeeps assassins guessing.

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Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She asked if there was something which she could help the gentleman with.brbrThe man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.brbrThe female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.brbrThe man agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it?”brbrThe pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll go talk to my sister.”brbrWhen she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3000 a month living expenses.

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What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany’s best comedian?brbrOnly the first one can make you smile.

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They’re willing to work peanuts!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!