A man went to the doctor.

The doctor examined him and said: “I’m sorry to have to tell you this – but you only have three minutes left to live.”

The man said: “Oh my god! Are you sure there is nothing you can do for me?”

The doctor thought for a moment then replied: “I could boil you an egg!”

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