What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
2) None, they like to keep employees in the dark.
3) "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is […]
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies, "Yeah."
The cop says, […]
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?
1) MENstruation2) MENopause3) MENtal breakdown4) GUYnecology5) HIMmorrhoids…
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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn."
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A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the "uppity". Spotting the man's dirty clothes a deacon, worried about the churches image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help. The man said, "I was praying and the Lord […]
Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag?
A: “'Debbie'…that's cute. What did you name the other one?''
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Democratic political operatives have already started digging for dirt on Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. John McCain announced her as his choice for Vice-President on Friday, and the spin doctors are on the hunt.
Palin’s experience in beauty pageants…
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David Duchovny, who plays an oversexed man on cable TV’s Californication, admitted himself into a rehab clinic on Thursday for treatment of sex addiction. A recent poll of 52,675 American men reveals that none of them felt any pity.
“I would say…
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DAYTON, Ohio - Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain introduced his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, at a raucous rally Friday, praising her “well groomed cuticles ” and “skill” in arranging matching outfits.”
“She is exactly w…
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