What do real men do to please their wom…
What do real men do to please their women?
Real men don’t care.
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Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to pe…
Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
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This guy goes to the Olympics and sees …
This guy goes to the Olympics and sees a guy carrying a long pole.
He asks - Are you a pole vaulter?
Guy replies - No I’m German, and my name is Hans.
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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says “Give…
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says “Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!” But the cash register attendee doesn’t speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a […]
A three legged dog walks into a bar and…
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m lookin’ for the guy that shot my paw.”
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What do you call a sheep covered in cho…
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A chocolate BAA
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“A couple of New Jersey hunters are out…
“A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
“The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ‘My friend is dead! What […]
Two ships were at sea, a British one an…
Two ships were at sea, a British one and a German one. Suddenly the British ship malfunctioned and they were going down
So they radioed the Germans and said” mayday mayday. We’re sinking!!”
Some time lapsed and the Germans replied, “what are you s-thinking about?”
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what do penguins use as napkins? flapk…
what do penguins use as napkins?
flapkins!
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what did one mountain say to the other?…
what did one mountain say to the other?
meet you in the valley!
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