Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God’s will? they reasoned. Soon, the squirrels multiplied.
The elders of the second church, deciding that they could not harm any of God’s creatures, […]
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then […]
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
“Now, class observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in […]
One day three people were in a cafe drinking tea,
Three flies, one fell in each cup
Person numba 1 asked for another cup of tea
Person numba 2 threw the fly away and continued drinking
Person numba 3 took the fly out, slaped it and said “Spit out the tea you drank, u little thing”
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With big prizes on offer for solutions to global warming, I’ve been working on some solutions which will really work. Here are my top ten solutions.
1. Bury all the excess carbon dioxide under mountains of ice in Antarctica. Vostok, the coldest weather station on earth, regularly reaches temperatures of -70 degrees. […]
