Archive for December 23rd, 2007

It’s a horror film

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Chatting with her friends…
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Blonde : What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.

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Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Blonde : Head Cleaner.

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It’s a horror film

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  • Posted at 7:33 pm

Chatting with her friends…
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Blonde : What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.

tape.jpg

Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Blonde : Head Cleaner.

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Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

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Top Ten Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

These are from Fun with English, with a few extras at Jason Rohrblogger’s Top Ten.

10. Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear?

9. Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Kings Disoriented Are

8. Dementia – I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

7. Narcissistic – Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

6. Manic – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants…

5. Paranoid – Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

4. Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

3. Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

2. Attention Deficit Disorder – Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

1. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells…