Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”

The old guy says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, “Well, she’s 26, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing these little tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?”

The old guy says, “Forget about my wife. Let’s look for yours.”

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