10 ways I can kill u
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Honey u can come out now
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Some Useful Phrases to Use At Work if You Are an Evil OverLord
Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
I […]
Five thousand or one hundred and fifty?
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were tehre, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just […]
Overheard in a computer shop
Customer: “I’d like a mouse mat, please.”
Salesperson: “Certainly sir, we’ve got a large variety.”
Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?”
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You looked a lot like my wife
A drunker walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”
“Why […]
It’s a horror film
Chatting with her friends…
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Blonde : What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Blonde : Head Cleaner.
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It’s a horror film
Chatting with her friends…
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Blonde : What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Blonde : Head Cleaner.
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Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Top Ten Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
These are from Fun with English, with a few extras at Jason Rohrblogger’s Top Ten.
10. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
9. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are
8. Dementia - I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
7. Narcissistic - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing […]
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
Hello Hippolaxative fans.
We just wanted to pass along our wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
- Hippolaxative Staff
