Archive for November, 2007
In keeping with the numbers and body parts… here is one guy two hands and the need for a radar gun…
A family was visiting a Mexican reservation when they saw an old tribesman laying face down in the middle of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.
The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak…

“Woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog, in late model, four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h.”
“That’s amazing” exclaimed the father. “You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground”?
“No”, said the old tribesman. “They just ran over me five minutes ago”!
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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
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Why do chicken coups only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they'd be a chicken sedan.
Pete and Re-Pete went out on a boat. Pete fell off…
Who's left?
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."




