Archive for November, 2007

Daily Snapshot: No Food or Drink

Today's Snapshot Cartoon by Jason Love

Daily Snapshot: Grim Reaper and Musical Chairs

Today's Snapshot Cartoon by Jason Love

2 hands 12 claps a second

In keeping with the numbers and body parts… here is one guy two hands and the need for a radar gun…

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The Old Tribesman

A family was visiting a Mexican reservation when they saw an old tribesman laying face down in the middle of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak…

Laying tribesman

“Woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog, in late model, four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h.”

“That’s amazing” exclaimed the father. “You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground”?

“No”, said the old tribesman. “They just ran over me five minutes ago”!

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Daily Snapshot: Dog and Cat Smarts

Today's Snapshot Cartoon by Jason Love

Little Girl

Knock Knock!

littli girl

Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

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Daily Snapshot: I Used to Sit in Lap of Luxury

Today's Snapshot Cartoon by Jason Love

Chicken Coup

Why do chicken coups only have two doors?

 

Because if they had four, they'd be a chicken sedan.

Re-Pete

Pete and Re-Pete went out on a boat.  Pete fell off…

Who's left?

Seeing eye dog

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."