Shakespeare Insult Kit
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with “Thou”:
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless base-court apple-johnbawdy bat-fowling baggagebeslubbering beef-witted barnaclebootless beetle-headed bladderchurlish boil-brained boar-pigcockered clapper-clawed bugbearclouted clay-brained bum-baileycraven common-kissing canker-blossomcurrish crook-pated clack-dishdankish dismal-dreaming clotpoledissembling dizzy-eyed coxcombdroning doghearted codpieceerrant dread-bolted death-tokenfawning earth-vexing dewberryfobbing elf-skinned flap-dragonfroward fat-kidneyed flax-wench Find the full list at http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html
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