One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story….
The next day Johnny tells his story….
“My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with […]
Mr. Wilson was the chairman of The Community Chest, which had never received a donation from the most successful lawyer in town. He called on the attorney in an attempt to persuade him mend his ways. “Our research shows that you made a profit of over $600,000 last year, and yet you have not given […]
In a small village in India, there was a man with very smelly feet and a woman with very bad mouth smell…Nobody would marry them, so the priest of the village decided to unite the both…
The families of the two agreed and they got married..After the ceremony the respective mothers take each of them aside […]
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with “Thou”:
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
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The true meaning of ChristmasAren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Santa’s little helper
Bart: What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he’s trying to jump over, but he can’t quite make it.
Bart’s prank call to Australia[Stepping in front of the TV]Bart: […]
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store inChinatown.
He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.
He asks the owner “how much”, and the owner replies “$50 for the bronzerat, and $1000 for the story behind it”.
The guy says, “forget the story”, and buys the rat.
As he’s walking down the street […]
The top marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican.
After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafe officialwhispers, ‘Your Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We atNescafe have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100million to the church . if you change the Lord’s Prayer […]
