There are 5 facts in the world…………..
Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
Fact 3: Fact1 is false. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha………………
Fact 4: Now you are laughing ! Because you became a fool !
Fact 5: You want to fool your friends […]
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn’t punish him?”Little Johnny replies, “Because George was the one holding the axe?
From Littlejohnnyjoke.com, a compilation of […]
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posted by Varous
One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Little Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.The Teacher asked, “Johnny, what are you doing?”Then, Johnny said, “It hurts down there.” “Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home”, said the teacher.A […]
A lady boarded a bus with a little baby in her arms. The driver glanced at the baby once and exclaimed, ‘My God. That’s one ugly baby.’The lady slammed her fare down the fare box and angrily went and sat at the back of the bus. Little johnny saw her angry face and asked […]
A MAN and his wife were awakened at 3am by a loud pounding on their door. The man got out of bed, went to the door, opened it and saw a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain.“What the hell do you want?” the angry man asked.
“Shcuse me, pal,” slurred the drunk, “but would you […]
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?Johnny: I don’t know.Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?Johnny: We borrow it from our neighbour.
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?Johnny: I don’t know.Teacher: They’re called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?Johnny: They are called Germs.
From Chaitalee
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