Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore looking at the men’s …

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Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore looking at the men's toiletries. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.brbr"I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."brbrThe clerk says, "Is it the ball type?"brbr"No," says Judi, it's for his underarms."
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Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

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Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?brbrThey can both smell it but can't eat it.
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Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

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Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?brbrA bad golfer goes: WHACK ... "Damn"! A bad Skydiver goes: "Damn"! ... WHACK.
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Smile. It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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Naughty Cat

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Signs that your cat is hanging around with the wrong crowd: One day, without your permission, he gets his ears pierced. Your credit card is overcharged, mainly for 9-Lives. You find attached to the refrigerator a note that reads: Leave a steak on the front porch at midnight, or you'll never s
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Ordering Coffee

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John and Jake went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, John wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some mustard from the table. The waitress, in a dirty uniform, came over and asked if they wanted some menus. No thanks,
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Missing Tail light

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How long have you been driving without a tail light? asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car and gave a long, painful groan and put his face in his hands. He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. Come
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An Old Favorite

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Q: Two men are at a restroom, one is entering and the other is leaving. What are their nationalities? A: Simple! The first is Russian and the second is Finnish.
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Old software engineers never die. They just log out.

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Old software engineers never die. They just log out.
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